Superheroes Suck

You play a bored as fuck character who has superhuman abilities. Somehow you find yourself fighting crime as a superhero. All of this leads to him getting romantically involved with someone and the rest is as dirty as you could hope. The main character goes from a guy living a boring life to a superhero putting criminals in their place while also hooking up and scoring in the bedroom. All of this happens to what seems like an ordinary guy who needed a change of pace in his life.