You attended college at Sol City institute in the big city for three years, and you're almost ready to get your degree. What's holding you back? You need to work on your undergraduate thesis. You can't seem to stay focused long enough to complete it because there are many distractions in the big city. There are hot babes, lots of action in the bedroom, and all kinds of wacky hijinks that keep a young man such as yourself preoccupied. You've got to stay somehow focused and work on your thesis, or your entire college experience will be completely wasted.